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Sure, I know what you;re thinking, but it’s true – Zhang Yimou (Hero, House Of Flying Daggers, Not One Less, Raise The Red Lantern) has remade the Coen brothers classic Blood Simple as a historical Chinese drama called A Woman, a Gun and a Noodle Shop,aka A Simple Noodle Story.

Will it work? Who knows. Either Yimou is being rather clever or lost the plot completely, but it’s about time an Asian filmmaker got their own back for all the Western remakes. (Even if, if this trailer is anything to go by, it’s all a little close to the original…)

Coming soon to American theatres, from 3 September. As for when we’ll see it in the UK…?

Over the next month the BFI Southbank celebrates Akira Kurosawa and his influence over cinema, screening not only his finest work, but also that of the filmmakers he inspired. The season includes:

» Yojimbo together with remakes A Fistful Of Dollars by Sergio Leone and the underrated Last Man Standing by Walter Hill;
» Rashomon,  Martin Ritt’s The Outrage, Zhang Yimou’s Hero and Ingmar Bergman’s The Virgin Spring;
» Seven Samurai and (of course!) The Magnificent Seven;
» Hidden Fortress (recently remade), Ikiru, Sanjuro and many more.

(Although oddly Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, which famously copied the central theme of an epic story as seen by two lowly servants, has been left off the list. Come on, BFI, don’t be so pretentious!)

Rashomon will also be screened in cinemas around the UK.

Find out more and book tickets from the BFI website »

It’s the Chinese New Year on February 14, year of the Tiger, and to celebrate the BFI are showing a short season of Chinese movies starting this Thursday. These include Xie Jin’s Two Stage Sisters from 1964, Chen Kaige’s groundbreaking Yellow Earth, featuring cinematography by Zhang Yimou, and Yimou’s own The Road Home. (Which is free, but only for seniors!)

Find out more and book tickets online from the BFI’s website »

Asia House, the UK’s leading pan-Asian cultural organisation, presents a compelling selection of the best new cinema from across Asia. From the latest work by Oscar-nominated director Zhang Yimou (House of the Flying Daggers, Hero), Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles, to films by award-winning film-makers and emerging talent from China, Japan, Taiwan, Iran, Bhutan and the Philippines.

Other screenings include Miki Satoshi’s follow-up to Adrift in Tokyo, Instant Swamp starring Kumiko Aso, Yu-Chieh Cheng’s Yang Yang and Filipino screen writer and documentary maker Ralston Jover’s Bakal Boys. The festival runs from 27 November to 11 December. For more details on the line-up, click here.

» Find out more about the events from Asia House

Asia House, the UK’s leading pan-Asian cultural organisation, presents a compelling selection of the best new cinema from
across Asia. From the latest work by Oscar-nominated director Zhang Yimou (House of the Flying Daggers, Hero), Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles, to films by award-winning film-makers and emerging talent from China, Japan, Taiwan, Iran, Bhutan and the Philippines.

Other screenings include Miki Satoshi’s follow-up to Adrift in Tokyo, Instant Swamp starring Kumiko Aso, Yu-Chieh Cheng’s Yang Yang and Filipino screen writer and documentary maker Ralston Jover’s Bakal Boys. The festival runs from 27 November to 11 December.

The full line up is as follows:

Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles

Dir. Zhang Yimou, 12A, 107mins
Friday 27 November, 7.30pm

Academy Award nominated Chinese Director Zhang Yimou casts veteran Japanese star Takakura Ken in this majestic road movie following a father’s quest for reconciliation with his dying son. Gou-ichi Takata (Takakura Ken) journeys across epic landscapes to the heart of China in search of Li Jaimin, the singer whose voice may reconcile father and son.

Bakal Boys

Dir. Ralston Jover, Cert. TBC, 125 mins
Thursday 3 December, 7.30pm

In his feature debut, acclaimed Filipino screen writer and documentary maker Ralston Jover uses a gritty yet poetic verité approach in this drama about the boys who dive for scrap metal in the harbour slums of Manila. Followed by post screening discussion with critic Tony Rayns.

Moving Screens

Future Shorts Asian Selection
Friday 4 December, 7.30pm

Future Shorts, the world’s leading short film label, presents a selection of award-winning films from Japan, Singapore and Thailand including a work by celebrated music video maker Nagi Noda and humorous masterpieces by Royston Tan and Kosai Sekine. Followed by Q&A with Future Shorts.

Instant Swamp

Dir. Miki Satoshi, 15, 120mins
Saturday 5 December, 8pm

Miki Satoshi’s follow-up to film festival hit the road movie ‘Adrift in Tokyo’ stars the beautiful Kumiko Aso as Haname. Instant
Swamp is also about a journey – but more one of self discovery. Haname, editor at a trendy fashion magazine on the brink of
bankruptcy, disposes of her possessions and travels across Japan to discover an antiques dealer (Morio Kazama) who may or may not be her lost father. Miki’s unique brand of dry, quirky and surreal comedy is still much in evidence as is his affection for Japan’s odder corners and personalities.
Courtesy of Third Window Films

Those Three

Dir. Naghi Nemati, Cert TBC, 80mins
Wednesday 9 December, 8pm

This beautiful atmospheric debut feature by award-winning Iranian short film maker Naghi Nemati tracks three conscripts who desert their unit and become lost in the frozen wilderness of Iran’s mountainous north. As their lives unravel in the barren snowscapes the film shifts language, becoming an intense and surreal meditation on human existence.

Milarepa

Dir. Neten Chokling, 12A, 90 mins
Thursday 10 December, 8pm

This new feature by Bhutanese director Neten Chokling follows the life of the legendary 11th century Tibetan Bhuddist mystic and saint Jetsun Milarepa. With sumptuous cinematography, the film is an ancient tale of magic, murder and redemption, played out across
spectacular Himalayan landscapes.

Yang Yang

Dir. Yu-Chieh Cheng, Cert. TBC, 111mins
Friday 11 December, 7.30pm

The latest feature by award-winning director Yu-Chieh Cheng, mentored by Ang Lee and now emerging as Taiwan’s brightest new talent. Beautiful half-French, half-Taiwanese athlete Yang Yang (Sandrine Pinna – Best Actress Taipei Film Festival) pursues love and intimacy but is conflicted by Taiwan’s fetish for Western beauty in a search for her own identity.

All screenings take place at the Apollo Cinema, Piccadilly Circus, except Future Shorts

» Find out more about the events from Asia House

Chen Kaige’s The Promise finally crawls its way on to UK DVD and Blu-Ray, courtesy of Momentum Pictures. Originally released way back in December 2005 and reviewed by us shortly afterwards, it failed to spark any interest from UK distributors despite being given a limited release in the US, France, Germany, Greece, Russia – in fact just about everywhere else! Unsurprisingly Chen’s attempt to follow rival Zhang Yimou into wu xia territory met with mixed reactions. Indeed the core story itself holds a neat fable with beautifully baroque costume design (pre-empting Yimou’s Curse Of The Golden Flower), but relies perhaps a little too heavily on CGI to make it all happen.

Sadly, this is a ‘bonus feature lite’ DVD release, and worse still, it’s the edited US release, running some 20 minutes shorter. Mind you, guess better to have it than not at all (?)

Also out today, Afro Samurai: Resurrection on DVD from Manga Entertainment.

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